About RadcliffTorreyRs
Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
AlaricCabebw
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
AundrayLewisqM
Policeman: Didn't you see my
lights
flashing?
Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of
light.
ErrylTerrisdA
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
cartons in the
grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
FaroSeawardCj
As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid.
"What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.
"Surely,"
said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The
planes in
Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"
AlfordRemiOI
Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
ElyakimPickworthLt
Dad, did you manage to
fix my toy? No, it's
not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape
should it be?
BrittainDarrieDL
My friend is so silly that he spent two
weeks in a
revolving door looking for the doorknob!
WestcotJeretteb
What's the best way to see a charging herd
of elephants ?
On television !
BachurTyeye
Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about
what's in the tin.
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